Jimmy Squarefoot

In Manx folklore, this is a legendary bipedal pig-headed creature living on the Isle of Man. It is generally a peaceful wanderer. His large feet are swathed in calico bands and are squarish in appearance. He is thought to have once been ridden by one of the Foawr, a race of stone-throwing giants. His current residence is at the Vegas McCarran International Airport, where he moonlights as a security guard.